… is walking out of a room and then walking back in a minute later, pretending I’ve been gone for weeks and was in an alternate reality where I either did not exist or my relationship with everyone was altered. I ecstatically kiss and hug everyone, telling them how glad I am to see them and how much I missed them, doing a poor job at containing my excitement at being back in reality with those I love. I like to point out something trivial and say something like “That old chair! Ha. Good old chair! I thought I’d never see you again.” Of course, I can’t help sneaking a bit of Jimmy Stewart-ese in when I do it á la this clip.
You seriously should try doing this some time.